I Wish I Had An Evil Twin Lyrics - The Magnetic Fields

I wish, I had an evil twin 

Running round doing people in 

I wish I had a very bad 

And evil twin to do my will 

To cull and conquer, cut and kill 

Just like I would 

If I werent good 

And if I knew where to begin 

Down and down we go 

How low no one would know 

Sometimes the good life wears thin 

I wish I had an evil twin 

My evil twin would lie and steal 

And he would stink of sex appeal 

All men would writhe, beneath his scythe 

Hed send the pretty ones to me 

And they would think that I was he 

Id hurt them and Id go scot free 

Id get no blame and feel no shame 

Cause evils not my cup of tea 

Down and down we go 

How low one would not need to know 

All my life there should have been 

An evil twin