The Jack Slap Cheer Lyrics - The Matches

Conversations with my bathroom mirror 

are never the same 

as when you're standing here 

I'm chickenshit out on a brave frontier, 

that teenage wasteland 

so begins the Jack Slap Cheer 

Your mom ain't home 

she's out stripping for your education 

Your dad's out marching for the NRA 

I'm so damn bored 

I'm crawling out of my skin 

The devil's got more room to play 

This town gets so boring 

(na na na na na na na na na) 

when you're not scoring 

(na na na na na na na na na) 

It gets so boring and you live right up the street 

16 summers, let's make one complete 

We're all Jack Slaps here 

Jack Slaps, with Jack Slap fears 

All lost on the same frontier 

so face the facts and sing the Cheer 

1,2,3,4 

Your dad stepped out 

He's .09 and on the highway 

*singing along with the Rolling Stones 

I can't get no satisfaction 

damn, ain't that true* 

Bring me home, don't send me home 

This town gets so boring 

(na na na na na na na na na) 

When you're not scoring 

(na na na na na na na na na) 

It gets so boring and you live right up the street 

16 summers, let's make one complete 

This town gets so boring 

(na na na na na na na na na) 

When you're not scoring 

(na na na na na na na na na) 

This town get so boring 

(na na na na na na na na na) 

When you're not scoring 

(na na na na na na na na na) 

This town gets so boring 

(na na na na na na na na na) 

(Were all jack slaps here) 

When you're not scoring 

(na na na na na na na na na) 

(Jack slaps with jack slap fear) 

This town gets so boring 

(na na na na na na na na na) 

(Were lost on the same frountier) 

When you're not scoring 

Face the facts, Same Sphere 

This town gets so boring 

(na na na na na na na na na) 

When you're not scoring 

(na na na na na na na na na) 

It gets so boring and you live right up the street 

16 summers, lets make one complete...