Stop Moving To Florida Lyrics - The Melvins

Stop 

I don't know the words 

I think they're wrong 

Stop 

It don't matter jack 

'Cause no one here 

Really knows this song 

Never knew how this song could be 

Now this damn song's made a fool of me 

My backstage is hazy 

(One more time) 

One more fucking band's gonna drive me crazy 

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Never knew how this song could be 

Now this damn song's made a fool of me 

My backstage is hazy (One more time) 

One more fucking band's gonna drive me crazy 

Well, well I've been movin' down to Florida 

And I'm gonna bowl me a perfect game 

Well I'm gonna cut off my leg down in Florida, child 

And I'm gonna dance one-legged off in the rain 

Now, they say that Sidney Poitier was a blind man 

And they say that LBJ was a Soviet Jew 

'Cept when I go down the Florida Way 

There ain't no kind of sexual healing 

That I would not, should not, I could not do 

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Well I've been movin' down to Florida 

And I'm gonna potty train the chairman Mao 

Well I'm gonna make the governor write my doodoo a letter, child 

And I'm gonna grind me up a White Castle side out of India's sacred cow 

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Well, I been movin' down to Florida Way 

And I'm gonna build me the atomic bomb 

Well, I'm gonna hold time hostage down in Florida, child 

There ain't nobody says, there ain't nobody gonna tell me what to do 

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