Uncle Bernie's Farm Lyrics - The Mothers Of Invention

(I'm dreaming...) 

There's a bomb to blow yo mommy up, 

A bomb for yo daddy too! (Ouch!) 

A baby doll that burps 'n pees; 

A case of airplane glue! 

There's a hungry plastic troll, 

To scarf yo buddy's arm! 

There's a box of ugly plastic things marked: 

"UNCLE BERNIE'S FARM" 

There's a little plastic 'CONGRESS' 

There's a 'NATION' you can buy! 

There's a doll that looks like mommy 

(She'll do anything but cry) (Yes, Sir) 

There's a doll that looks like daddy 

(He's a funny little man... 

Push a button 'n ask fo money: 

There's a dollar in his hand!) (Check his wallet) 

We gotta send Sanny claus back to de Rescue Mission! 

Christmas don't make it no more! 

Don'tcha know that murder an' destruction 

Scream de toys in every store! (I think this is sold in New York)