You're Probably Wondering Why I'm Here Lyrics - The Mothers Of Invention

You're probably wondering 

Why I'm here 

And so am I 

So am I 

Just as much as you wonder 

'Bout me bein' in this place 

Yeah! 

That's just how much I marvel 

At the lameness on your face 

You rise each day the same old way 

And join your friends out on the street 

Spray your hair 

And think you're neat 

I think your life is incomplete 

But maybe that's not for me to say 

They only pay me here to play 

I wanna hear Caravan with a drum solo 

You're probably wondering 

Why I'm here 

And so am I 

So am I 

Just as much as you wonder 

'Bout me starin' back at you 

Yeah! 

That's just how much I question 

The corny things you do 

You paint your face and then you chase 

To meet the gang where the action is 

Stomp all night 

And drink your fizz 

Roll your car and say "Gee whiz!" 

You tore a big hole in your convertible top 

What will you tell your Mom and Pop? 

Mam, I tore a big hole in the convertible 

You're probably wondering 

Why I'm here 

And so am I 

So am I 

Just as much as you wonder 

If I mean just what I say 

Yeah! 

That's just how much I question 

The social games you play 

You told your Mom you're stoked on Tom 

And went for a cruise in Freddie's car 

Tommy's asking 

Where you are 

You boogied all night in a cheesy bar 

Plastic boots and plastic hat 

And you think you know where it's at? 

Yeah! 

You're probably wondering 

Why I'm here 

(Not that it makes a heck of a lot of a difference to ya)