In Lyrics - The Muffs

Why love everybody when you 

Won't be back again 

Are you only ever happy 

When you're only ever in? 

And completely arrogantly 

Look into the mirror 

Making muscles by yourself 

And stop when they come nearer 

In other words, he wants the girls 

To think he has a big one 

But if you see the prize of he 

You know he really has none 

You want to say you're doing 

Great but that would be a lie 

But underneath the little chief 

Won't set the world on fire 

Why love everybody when you 

Won't be back again 

Are you only ever happy 

When you're only ever in? 

You're only ever in 

You're only ever in 

You're only ever in