Frozen Fred Lyrics - The Nits

This is a story you haven't heard 

You may not believe it's true 

What happened to this cat called Frozen Fred 

Could happen to me and to you 

Fred had a passion for frozen food 

And TV dinners, too 

He hated that merciless summer sun 

The weekly barbecue 

Spends his summer 

In the swimming pool 

Trying desperately to keep it cool 

Girls girls girls go by 

They do not see him 

They don't even try 

They don't even try 

Won't even try 

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No one shook hands with Frozen Fred 

His hands were too cold to hold 

Isn't it tragic, isn't it sad 

They left him in the cold 

No safari to hot Africa 

He booked a passage to Antarctica 

He's doing well among the Eskimos 

They even gave him one of their igloos 

Igloo oe oe oes, oe oe oe oes 

There's no place in our world today 

For weirdos like Frozen Fred 

They found him one morning cold and still 

So sad Frozen Fred is dead 

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No warm day for Frozen Fred 

They've frozen him cold and deep 

So many a century from now 

He might wake up from his sleep