Hillbilly Willy Lyrics - Through The Woods: An Appalachian Adventure Album - The Okee Dokee Brothers

He takes his showers under waterfalls 

Wears oversized over-worn overalls 

Long underwear underneath 

He's got the Cumberland Gap between his two front teeth 

Get out the way here comes Willy 

He's proud to be a banjo-pickin' hillbilly 

He wouldn't have it any other way 

He'll be running through the hills until his beard turns grey 

Well he never watches the evening news 

And he don't like wearin' hiking shoes 

His old straw hat is worn n' torn 

They say he came out wearin' it the day he was born 

That old Willy's a fine old man 

He washes his face in a fryin' pan 

He went out to milk and didn't know how 

So he milked the goose instead of the cow 

Willy's got a wife that gets a little frilly 

Puts escargot in her homestyle chili 

Drinks champagne from an old canteen 

She makes Willy drive the mule like a limousine 

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