Fuck Off Road Rage Lyrics - The Potato Pies

I look forward to going to places 

I like seeing other people's faces 

But I don't enjoy the car ride 

I hate everyone that cuts me up at the side 

I just want to drive at the speed limit 

I don't want to swear at this stupid shit 

Who thinks he owns the road 

Like the wind in the willows toad 

I wanted to get there safely 

I see these idiots trying to go quicker than me 

I want to get out and hit the bastards 

I shout and call them fucking retards 

Because that's what they are 

Trying to kill everyone with their car 

I just want a safe journey 

I don't need these bastards annoying me 

I have to lose me temper 

They are stupid and think they're clever 

I shout out the window 

They can't hear me so? 

They are fucking fucked up shits 

They are all a bunch of pricks 

I should probably calm down 

And maybe just frown 

But it is so hard 

When I see this fucking retard 

They are fucking fucked up shits 

They are all a bunch of pricks 

I want to get out and hit the bastards 

I shout and call them fucking retards 

Because that's what they are 

Trying to kill everyone with their car