Help Us Lyrics - Singles - The Potato Pies

Help us, help us 

We're so fat 

Help us now 

Before we die of a heart attack 

They say it's not how much 

But what you eat 

Chips and chocolate aren't good 

Maybe I should eat more meat 

Maybe I'll die Early 

In a painful death 

But at least I would have eaten 

To my last breath 

I don't smoke or drink 

And no- one's perfect 

So why can't I just live 

And make my life worth it? 

God chooses who lives and dies 

He chooses who's good and bad 

So I think he chose me to be fat 

Just like he chose me to be a lad 

I don't care what people think 

They can laugh 

If they want 

I don't adore my body in the bath 

You care too much about your weight 

Just eat what you want 

And hang around with your mate 

At the end of the day 

I eat what I'm told 

It's there to be ate 

Otherwise it gets cold 

What is death, but an aspect of life? 

It's snack time 

So give me my chips 

And a fork and a knife