Mouldy Cheese Sandwich Lyrics - The Potato Pies

As I was walking, lonely, down the street 

Suspicious of people I will never meet 

I came to a little cafe run by pete 

Thought I'd go right inside and get something to eat 

Now I regret as I 

Sit on the toilet 

My arse was sore 

As I started running for the door 

It's coming out like gravy 

As I fill up the toilet 

This mouldy cheese sandwich 

Has given me the shits 

The chef was dirty; he had food in his beard 

And the food that I ate tasted unnervingly weird 

But I thought nothing of it as I gulped down my beer 

Though I glanced at the toilet, to check it was near 

My arse explodes 

I paint the wall 

Klingons galore 

And the crap begins to fall 

It's coming out like gravy 

As I fill up the toilet 

This mouldy cheese sandwich 

Has given me the shits