I Want Hair Like You Lyrics - The Rembrandts

by Grant Baciocco 

v2.1 Copyright 1996 Global Comedy Network 

(Parody Of "I'll Be There For You" by the Rembrandts, Music by Michael Skloff, Lyrics By Allee Willis/David Crane/Marta Kauffman/Phil Solem/Danny Wilde) 

Well, every Thursday night there is a show called Friends 

The way they look and act, it sets the latest trends 

So now I'm headed for the Barber's chair 

Cause if there's one thing that I like about those girls, it's their hair. 

I want hair like you 

(Don't wanna be a slob) 

I want hair like you 

(Just get that cute little bob) 

I want hair like you 

And you'll have hair like me too. 

Then shortly after Friends there is a doctor show 

And the young doctor never let's his hair grow. 

He's got a sixty dollar crew cut 

But I would pay twice that much if I could look like his elbow. 

I want hair like you 

(Cut it nice and short) 

I want hair like you 

(Like a sailor in a port) 

I want hair like you 

And you'll have hair like me too. 

No one could ever tell me, 

That I am too darn trendy. 

I like being lead by my nose 

Do what tv tells me 

I go buy all the t-shirts 

And all of the soundtracks 

With all the bucks that I spend 

I am a executives's dream...yeah 

Who cares if people just stop and stare? 

Well, They are all just jealous of my gorgeous head of hair. 

I want hair like you 

(Don't wanna be a slob) 

I want hair like you 

(Just get that cute little bob) 

I want hair like you 

And you'll have hair like me too. 

I want hair like you 

(Cut it nice and short) 

I want hair like you 

(Like a sailor in a port) 

I want hair like you 

And you'll have hair like me too.