The Boat Family Lyrics - The Roches

I am a little piece of chocolate 

expensive and mean 

no nutritional values have I 

you may have me 

once in a while 

I will make you smile 

You are a fifty pound bag of soybeans 

more than a bargain to me 

you take hours to cook 

you have serious taste 

you make me sob 

I am a poison and I am fun 

illegal lightweight luxury 

you are the law the long hard road 

grave inevitable destiny 

This is story of the boat family 

came over here from the Red China Sea 

moved into the sovereign state of Suffern 

when they got their picture taken they were laughin'