Hey Mister! Lyrics - Live + Raw - The Rutles

When you woke up this morning 

Did you feel all alone? 

Did you get a grip on yourself? 

Were you just flesh and bone? 

Did you long for the center-fold spread 

Of some bimbo-girl magazine 

To appear by your side and physically question 

You manhood 

And make you come clean? 

Hey! Hey Mister - all you need 

Is a little rock 'n' roll, rock 'n' roll, 

Rock 'n' roll... 

When you woke up this morning 

Did you you feel like hell? 

Did you think that some Jevohah's Witness 

Was a-ringing your bell? 

Did you think you were in Babylon? 

Did you take a good look around? 

Or did you stick your head out the window 

And find you could not make a sound? 

Hey! Hey Mister - all you need 

Is a little rock 'n' roll, rock 'n' roll, 

Rock 'n' roll... 

When you woke up this morning 

Did you get up and go? 

Did you take a good at yourself in the mirror 

And go on with the show? 

Did you picture yourself as a Leonardo 

Da Vinci with wrinkles and curls? 

Or did you see just another piece of Modern Art 

Like "The Peppermint Tower In Praise Of Greedy Little Girls"? 

Hey! Hey Mister - all you need 

Is a little rock 'n' roll, rock 'n' roll, 

Rock 'n' roll...