Loser Lyrics - Singles - The Sing Off

In the time of chimpanzees, I was a monkey 

Butane in my veins and I'm out to cut the junkie 

With the plastic eyeballs, spray paint the vegetables 

Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose 

Kill the headlights and put it in neutral 

Stock car flamin' with a loser in the cruise control 

Baby's in Reno with the Vitamin D 

Got a couple of couches, sleep on the love seat 

Someone came in sayin' I'm insane to complain 

About a shotgun wedding and a stain on my shirt 

Don't believe everything that you breathe 

You get a parking violation and a maggot on your sleeve 

So shave your face with some mace in the dark 

Savin' all your food stamps and burnin' down the trailer park 

Yo, cut it 

Soy un perdedor 

I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me? 

(Double barrel buckshot) 

Soy un perdedor 

I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me? 

Forces of evil on a bozo nightmare 

Ban all the music with a phony gas chamber 

'Cause one's got a weasel and the other's got a flag 

One's on the pole, shove the other in a bag 

With the rerun shows and the cocaine nose-job 

The daytime crap of the folksinger slob 

He hung himself with a guitar string 

A slab of turkey neck and it's hangin' from a pigeon wing 

You can't write if you can't relate 

Trade the cash for the beef, for the body, for the hate 

And my time is a piece of wax fallin' on a termite 

That's chokin' on the splinters 

Soy un perdedor 

I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me? 

(Get crazy with the cheese whiz) 

Soy un perdedor 

I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me? 

(Drive-by body pierce) 

Yo, bring it on down 

I'm a driver, I'm a winner 

Things are gonna change, I can feel it 

Soy un perdedor 

I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me? 

(I can't believe you) 

Soy un perdedor 

I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me? 

Soy un perdedor 

I'm a loser baby, so why don't you kill me? 

(Sprechen sie Deutsche, baby) 

Soy un perdedor 

I'm a loser, baby, so why don't you kill me? 

(Know what I'm sayin'?)