Homecoming Lyrics - Singles - The Teenagers

Last week I flew to san diego to see my auntie 

on day one I met her hot step-daughter 

She's a cheerleader, she is a virgin and she is really tanned 

As she stepped out of her massive car 

I could only notice she was more than fuckable 

I think she was coming back from the game or something 

'Cause she was holding those silly pompoms 

On day two I fucked her and it was wild 

She is such a slut 

I fucked my American cunt 

I loved my English romance 

I fucked my American cunt 

I loved my English romance 

It was dirty a dream came true 

Just like I like it shes got nice tits 

It was perfect a dream came true 

Just like a song by Blink182 

Ok, listen girls 

I met the hottest guy ever 

Basically as I was stepping out of my S.U.V. 

I came face to face with my step-cousin or whatever 

Who cares? 

Anyway he was wearing skinny jeans had funky hair 

And the cutest british accent ever 

Atraight away I could tell he was a rocker 

With his sexy attitude and the way he looked at me 

Mmm he is totally awesome 

Oh my god I think I'm in love 

I fucked my American cunt 

I loved my English romance 

I fucked my American cunt 

I loved my English romance 

It was dirty a dream came true 

Just like I like it shes got nice tits 

It was perfect a dream came true 

Just like a song by Blink182 

I fucked my American cunt 

I loved my English romance 

I fucked my American cunt 

I loved my English romance 

It was so nice to meet you 

Pleasure is mine I do like you 

Come to Cancun for springbreak 

I'll think about it it could be great. 

And don't forget to send me a "friend request". 

As if