Run-in With Dad Lyrics - The Toadies

I had a run in with my dad, 

about a girlfriend that I had. 

He got a look at what we did, 

he don't believe in sex. 

My dad he lectured till his face was red. 

As red as my girlfriend's. 

He was talkin about self-respect, 

when my mind wandered. 

(...was preachin 'bout respect, respect)? 

...? 

Erection! Erection! 

(In his face?) masturbate, fornicate, 

F**k! F**k! 

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I had a run in with my dad, 

he don't believe in sex. 

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