Santacide Lyrics - The Toadies

I know you're coming 

The same every year 

A fat man invasion 

This time I'm ready 

Come along, fat man, Santa 

Santa, fat man, bastard 

In the malls and the markets you hide 

Well I'm patient, and I'm waiting outside 

One Santa falls down 

Outside a darkened thrift town 

Baby Jesus smiles down 

I am happy 

Come along, fat man, Santa 

Santa, fat man, bastard. 

Big lobbies, street corners, you haunt. 

I'll be free of disease once more. 

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One Santa falls down 

outside a diners windown 

Baby Jesus smiles and 

I am happy 

You ever seen a Santa run? 

Well it's so damn funny. 

Oh Jesus, Oh Jesus please. 

Makes me giggle! 

SOLO 

I know you're coming 

The same every year 

A fat man invasion 

This time I'm ready 

Come along, fat man, Santa 

Santa, fat man, bastard. 

The true meaning of Christmas is love, 

of fat man wrapped up in a red box. 

Photos 

One Santa falls down 

In his own apartment 

Baby Jesus smiles down 

I am holy! 

SANTA! SANTA! 

Santa you are a fat man