Designed By Satan Lyrics - The Vandals

Talking board- misunderstood 

What looked good on paper even looked better on wood 

A card game way out of control 

Divining what's to be while tempting fortune with the soul 

The table tilts the lights go dim and then the fun begins 

We stay up late and it's all great, The Parker Brother's sin, can't be undone 

Designed by Satan 

It's all in fun 

Designed by Satan 

John Edwards is much to blame 

The Renaissance is all but Fair, they all bring on the same 

When will the dirt bags ever learn? 

For every Slayer melody a thousand more will burn 

A thousand miles below the floor where screams cannot be heard 

And those that don't belive don't care don't recognize the word, until he's won 

Designed by Satan 

It's all in fun 

Designed by Satan 

Let's review the rules of the game 

Innpcent flirtation can lead to eternal flames 

Why chance it? Why pick up the deck? 

When Chutes N' Ladders kicks much ass 

And won't send you to heck