Join Us For Pong Lyrics - Fear Of A Punk Planet - The Vandals

it's the gay nineties and you can't watch nothin' good 

mindless pinko garbage is all they make in hollywood 

kung fu theatre, now there's a show with class 

like to find the guy who cancelled it and karate chop his ass 

so after alf is done, there ain't nothin' good on 

all my rowdy friends come over because i have pong 

join us! join us! join us! 

join us for pong! 

i got the foxes i got that clout 

i got my unit on the day they came out 

you bring the snack treats you bring the booze 

i ain't bringin' nothin' does that box belong to you? 

pass the dutchies on my all time favourite song 

but turn it down you moron cause we're tryin' to play pong 

don't be fooled by world peace or an economy that's stable 

the cia's just got more time to watch you through your cable 

they would control you and take away your brain 

you can defeat them if you switch your box over to "game" 

do what's right to you not what they tell you to 

you can fight, we meet tonight, so join us for pong