Live Fast, Diarrhea Lyrics - Live Fast, Diarrhea - The Vandals

Intoxicated - the way I go through life Inebriated - and then I pay the price 

Designated drinker with a defected driver I can't find my keys must have left 

them inside her Eating Taco Bell and now I'm drinking gin and tonic I think 

there's an answer but I can't put my finger on it Mom please come pick me up 

I don't know where I am It's the last think I'll ask I just wanna live fast, 

diarrhea Live fast! Diarrhea! (x3) Punk is what it is - until you're getting 

paid This is how I live, it's not a fucking phase They don't understand, they 

think they're fucking rad we should kill those guys, this is bullshit man I 

followed Marshall Silver and I bootlegged Hooked on Phonics I think there's an 

answer but I can't put my finger on it Mom please come pick me up I don't know 

where I am It's the last thing I'll ask I just wanna live fast, diarrhea Live 

fast! Diarrhea! (x3)