Brand New Friend At Christmas Time Lyrics - The Yogscast

Walking out one morning and the snow was all around 

Saw a little doggie in the local village pound 

He was all cold and cute and was looking so alone 

My rocky heart just melted so i had to take him home 

Brand new friend at christmas time 

But i didn't know 

Mandrew was a superdog it's true 

You can tell from his bright green glowing poo 

Saves the world one dog treat at a time 

Fetches sticks and he fights crime 

Saved a man who was falling off a log 

Stopped a car crashing into a bog 

Picked up all the litter in the park 

Rescued some kittens from a shark 

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Stopped a volcano from erupting 

Then fought some robots in Beijing 

Foiled a big bank robbery in town 

Always puts the toilet seat down 

Walkies out with mandrew and the snow is all around 

But then he runs off madly and is nowhere to be found 

I'll be waiting for you when you find your way back here 

I got you loads of presents and a massive keg of beer 

Brand new friend at christmas time 

Where have you gone 

Rescued pirates from their sinking ship 

Joined a circus, did a cool backflip 

Pushed a meteor away from Earth 

Helped a pregnant lay-dee to give birth 

Won the nobel prize in Chemistry 

Then went back to his school for his PhD 

Stopped a fire from burning priceless art 

Fixed global warming with a massive fart 

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All alone, on christmas time 

But it's okay because 

Mandrew was a superdog it's true 

But everythings easier with two 

Every hero needs a good sidekick 

Just let me get my pick! 

Fought some ninjas then defused a bomb 

Won king and queen at the high school prom 

Dived down to fight the giant squid 

Caught an ice cream cone dropped by a kid 

Gave our seats to a lady on the train 

Stole the moon and put it back again 

Did some taxes went to outer space 

Beat trump in the presidential race 

Won gold and silver at the olympics 

For drink ing beer and fetching sticks 

Climbed everest just for a good time 

Drank all the Pope's super special wine 

Helped out santa by pulling his sleigh 

Barked the route to show him the right way 

Dog and dwarf together kick some arse 

Friends forever, Merry Christmas