Miron Lyrics - Singles - Theatre Of Ice

(Brian Johnson/John Johnson) 

Everybody likes Miron 

He's the best kind of son 

He's good to his mom and dad 

And to his sisters he's never bad 

The neighbors he doesn't annoy 

Miron's a very quiet boy 

He doesn't like to go out on dates 

He doesn't like to sleep in late 

Everybody likes Miron 

Everybody likes Miron 

Miron has a thing for little girls 

They really put his brain in a whirl 

He likes to watch them undress at night 

While he hides just out of sight 

And when they're home all alone 

He calls them up on the phone 

He tells them things they don't understand 

To them Miron is a real man 

He takes them all to his secret place 

Where he dresses them in pretty lace 

Then he likes to play his little game 

It always ends up the same 

(Repeat first verse twice) 

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