I Knew You Were Trouble Parody Lyrics - Singles - Thecomputernerd01

Once upon a time 

A few cornflakes ago 

I was buying food 

But Instead I bought a bone 

I dont own I dont own a cow or any other type of bird 

I took it home with me 

My grandpa liked that 

Creeped out by this owl 

He just wanted a snack 

I gave him I gave him some cheese with some crackers on the side 

And I found some packs of gum that he pooped out 

And I realized 

Its time to take a bath 

So I just blew a bubble sitting in my tub 

There are bubbles everywhere 

and a bowling pin right over there 

Kim Kardashian is pregnant 

I just blew a bubble sitting in my tub 

There are bubbles everywhere 

and a bowling pin right over there 

Now Im playing with a rubber duck 

Duck duck bubbles bubbles duckies 

Duck duck bubbles bubbles razor 

I took biology 

Nobody saw me cry 

The questions were so hard 

And thats the reason why 

Im drowning Im drowning Im eating bubbles and pineapples 

So I got a tattoo 

From some guy on craigslist 

He drew a rubiks cube 

With a tiny little twist 

I now see I now see my backyard cause Im sitting on my shed 

Then my friend smells like baby food and fish 

So I stopped an old friend 

And took all of his gum (and some cheetos) 

I just blew a bubble sitting in my tub 

There are bubbles everywhere 

and a bowling pin right over there 

Kim Kardashian is pregnant 

I just blew a bubble sitting in my tub 

There are bubbles everywhere 

and a bowling pin right over there 

Now Im playing with a rubber duck 

Duck duck bubbles bubbles duckies 

Duck duck bubbles bubbles razor 

My ducky came possessed 

He ate all the chicken nuggets in my fridge 

My mama made me trade him for this owl 

Hes so creepy 

Whatever 

We are never ever ever getting back together duck! 

There are bubbles everywhere 

and a bowling pin right over there 

Kim Kardashian is pregnant 

I just blew a bubble sitting in my tub 

There are bubbles everywhere 

and a bowling pin right over there 

Now Im playing with a rubber duck