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Plenty of time to turn mistakes into rhyme 

There's a place for those who love their poetry 

It's just across from the sign that says "Pros Only" 

So if you like a band with a chick singer 

Say your cup of tea is a wall of trombones 

If you dig Menudo or MDC we salute you the way we know 

For every one with dollar signs in his eyes 

There must be hundreds that look at you as if you're some kind of 

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Hats off to the New Age hairstyle made of bones 

Hats off to the use of hats as megaphones 

Speak softly, drive a Sherman tank 

Laugh hard, it's a long way to the bank 

Do you sing like Olive Oyl on purpose? 

You guys must be into the Eurythmics 

For every one with dollar signs in his eyes 

There must be hundreds that look at you as if you're some kind of 

Rhythm section want ad 

No others need apply 

To the rhythm section want ad 

And here's the reason why 

Hats off to the New Age hairstyle made of bones 

Hats off to the use of hats as megaphones 

Speak softly, drive a Sherman tank 

Laugh hard, it's a long way to the bank 

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Do you sing like Olive Oyl on purpose? 

You guys must be into the Eurythmics 

For every one with dollar signs in his eyes 

There must be hundreds that look at you as if you're some kind of 

Rhythm section want ad 

No others need apply 

To the rhythm section want ad 

And here's the reason why 

Rhythm section want ad 

No others need apply 

To the rhythm section want ad 

And here's the reason why, why, why