Santa's Beard Lyrics - They Might Be Giants

Once a year my friend puts on a red suit 

And hangs around with me and my wife 

Now I can't help but feeling jealous 

Each time she climbs on his knee 

And she stands beneath the mistletoe screaming 

For him to stand beneath the mistletoe screaming 

Now I can't help but feeling jealous 

Each time she climbs on his knee 

Why must she climb on his knee? 

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I saw my baby wearing Santa's beard 

She kissed him once and whispered in his ear 

I saw my baby wearing Santa's beard 

I wish he would go, he's breakin' up my home 

She always had this twisted side to her 

But she'd never drag my name around town 

But lately she's been humming cheatin' songs 

And I don't like that fat guy around 

No, I don't like that fat guy around 

I saw my baby wearing Santa's beard 

She kissed him once and whispered in his ear 

I saw my baby wearing Santa's beard 

I wish he would go, he's breakin' up my home 

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I saw my baby wearing Santa's beard 

Trilling Christmas, trembling fear 

(Trilling, Christmas) 

I saw my baby wearing Santa's beard 

I wish he would go, he's breakin' up my home