Schoolchildren Singing "particle Man" Lyrics - They Might Be Giants

Particle man, particle man 

Doing the things a particle can 

What's he like? it's not important 

Particle man 

Is he a dot, or is he a speck? 

When he's underwater does he get wet? 

Or does the water get him instead? 

Nobody knows, particle man 

Triangle man, triangle man 

Triangle man hates particle man 

They have a fight, triangle wins 

Triangle man 

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Universe man, universe man 

Size of the entire universe man 

Usually kind to smaller man 

Universe man 

Hes got a watch with a minute hand, 

Millenium hand and an eon hand 

When they meet it's a happy land 

Powerful man, universe man 

Person man, person man 

Hit on the head with a frying pan 

Lives his life in a garbage can 

Person man 

Is he depressed or is he a mess? 

Does he feel totally worthless? 

Who came up with person man? 

Degraded man, person man 

Photos 

Triangle man, triangle man 

Triangle man hates person man 

They have a fight, triangle wins 

Triangle man