The Whole Damn Thing Lyrics - Singles - Those Darlins

I got drunk and I ate a chicken 

I ate the chicken I found in my kitchen 

Not just the leg, and not just the wing 

I'll like to let you know I ate the whole damn thing 

Well, I was pretty drunk, I must have been half-blind 

But when I found the chicken, I knew she was so mine 

I don't know where she'd come from, how long she's been 

But I ate her anyway because I was drinking and I didn't care 

I got drunk and I ate a chicken 

I ate the chicken I found in my kitchen 

Not just the leg, and not just the wing 

Ill like to let you know I ate the whole damn thing 

Well, it turns out she's been there for a while 

But it don't matter to me 

She was heading for the garbage 

And the big bad bird was for me 

I got drunk and I ate a chicken 

I ate the chicken I found in my kitchen 

Not just the leg, and not just the wing 

I'll like to let you know I ate the whole damn thing 

Well, I'm sitting in my kitchen 

And I'm wondering where's my chicken 

I don't know what to do, I feel so alone 

'Cause the only friend I have is a pile of chicken bones! 

I got drunk and I ate a chicken 

I ate the chicken I found in my kitchen 

Not just the leg, and not just the wing 

I'll like to let you know I ate the whole damn thing