Sweet Transvestite Lyrics - Tim Curry

Frank: 

How d' you do I 

See you've met my 

Faithful handyman 

He's just a 

Little brought down because 

When you knocked 

He thought you were the candyman 

Don't get strung out 

By the way I look 

Don't judge a book by its cover 

I'm not much of a man by the light of day 

But by night I'm one hell of a lover 

I'm just a sweet transvestite 

From Transsexual, Transylvania 

Let me 

Show you around, maybe 

Play you a sound 

You look like you're both 

Pretty groovy 

Or if you want something visual 

That's not too abysmal 

We can take in an old 

Steve Reeves movie 

Brad: (speaking) 

I'm glad we caught you at home 

Could we use your phone? 

We're both in a bit of a hurry 

Janet: 

Right 

Brad: 

We'll just say where we are 

Then go back to the car 

(Transylvanians: Pleasure to meet you Dr. Furter) 

Brad: 

We don't want to be any worry 

Frank: Well you got 

Caught with a flat, well 

How about that! 

Well babies 

Don't you panic 

By the light of the night 

It will all seem al right 

Ill get you a satanic 

Mechanic 

I'm just a sweet transvestite 

From Transsexual, Transylvania 

Why don't you 

Stay for the night 

Riff Raff: (whisper) 

Night! 

Frank: 

Or maybe a bite 

Columbia: (whisper) 

Bite! 

Frank: 

I can show you my favourite 

Obsession 

I've been making a man 

With blond hair and a tan 

And he's good for relieving my 

Tension 

I'm just a sweet transvestite 

From Transsexual, Transylvania 

Hey, Hey! 

I'm just a sweet transvestite 

(Riff-Raff, Magenta, Columbia: Sweet Transvestite) 

Frank: 

From Transsexual, Transylvania 

(Riff-Raff, Magenta, Columbia: Transylvania) 

Frank: (speaking) 

So 

Come up to the Lab 

And see what's on the slab 

I see you shiver with antici...pation 

But maybe the rain 

Is really to blame 

So I'll remove the cause 

But not 

The symptom!