The Pope Song Lyrics - Singles - Tim Minchin

Fuck the motherfucker 

Fuck the motherfucker 

Fuck the motherfucker 

He's a fucking motherfucker 

Fuck the motherfucker 

Fuck the fucking fucker 

Fuck the motherfucker 

He's a total fucking fucker 

Fuck the motherfucker 

Fuck the motherfucker 

Fuck the motherfucker 

Fucking fuck the motherfucker 

Fuck the motherfucker 

Fuck the motherfucking Pope. 

Fuck the motherfucker 

And fuck you, motherfucker 

If you think that motherfucker is sacred 

If you cover for another motherfucker 

Who's a kiddie fucker 

Fuck you, you're no better 

Than the motherfucking rapist 

And if you don't like the swearing 

That this motherfucker forced from me 

And reckon it shows moral 

Or intellectual paucity 

Then fuck you, motherfucker 

This is language one employs 

When one is fucking cross 

About fuckers fucking boys 

I don't give a fuck if calling 

The Pope a motherfucker 

Means you unthinkingly brand me 

An unthinking apostate 

This has nowt to do with other 

Fucking Godly motherfuckers 

I'm not interested now 

In fucking scriptural debate 

There are other fucking songs 

And there are other fucking ways 

I'll be a religious apologist 

On other fucking days 

And the fact remains if you protect 

A single kiddie fucker 

The Pope, or Prince or plumber 

You're a fucking motherfucker 

You see I don't give a fuck about 

What any other fucker 

Believes about Jesus 

And his motherfucking mother 

I've no problem with the spiritual beliefs 

Of all these fuckers 

While those beliefs don't impact 

On the happiness of others 

But if you build your Church on claims 

Of fucking moral authority 

And with threats of Hell impose it 

On others in society 

Then you, you motherfuckers 

Can expect some fucking wrath 

When it turns out you've been fucking us 

In our motherfucking asses 

So fuck the motherfucker 

And fuck you, motherfucker 

If you're still a motherfucking Papist 

If he covered for a single motherfucker 

Who's a kiddie fucker 

Fuck the motherfucker 

He's as evil as the rapist 

And if you look into your motherfucking heart 

And tell me true 

If this motherfucking stupid fucking 

Song offended you 

With its filthy fucking language 

And its fucking disrespect 

If it made you feel angry 

Go ahead and write a letter 

But if you find me more offensive 

Than the fucking possibility 

That the Pope protected priests 

While they were getting fucking fiddly 

Then listen to me motherfucker 

This here is a fact: 

You are just as morally misguided 

As that motherfucking, power hungry 

Self-aggrandised bigot 

In the stupid fucking hat.