If I Had One Lyrics - American Ride - Toby Keith

[Jack my brake]? at the traffic stop 

interstate lookin' like a parkin' lot 

fatboy flying on a fatboy bike 

weavin' in and out and passin' me by 

I honked my horn and shot the bird at that crazy SOB 

[Even if]? deep down I was wishin' it was me 

But if I had one I'd have to say 

I'd probably do the same dang thing 

Pull her to the shoulder and let that steel horse run 

I'd be hell on wheels if I had one 

Called my brother said how you been 

We ain't been fishin' since I don't know when 

He said this graveyard shift's a graveyard grind 

I got more bills than I got time 

I'd love to weigh the line but my wife'll just stay on my case 

I said I guess I know who wears 

the pants around your place 

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But if I had one I'd have to say 

I'd probably do the same dang thing 

Stay at home holdin' my baby when the workday's done 

Yeah I'd try to keep her happy if I had one 

Sittin' on a barstool talkin' to a lady 

She's runnin' my tab up callin' me baby 

Buy her a drink she'll let you chase her 

watch her shake her money maker 

But if I had one I'd have to say 

I'd probably shake it the same dang way 

Hike it up high so I could get it some 

I'd never buy another beer if I had one 

You know things would be different if I had one 

That's what I'd do, if I had one of those 

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I'd do it just like that, right... there 

Thing's would be different if I had one too 

But I don't 

But if I had one