Red Solo Cup Lyrics - Clancy's Tavern - Toby Keith

Now, red solo cup is the best receptical 

For barbecues, tailgates, fairs, and festivals 

And you, sir, do not have a pair of testicals 

If you prefer drinkin' from glass 

Hey, red solo cup is cheap and disposable 

And in fourteen years, they are decomposable 

And unlike my home, they are not foreclosable 

Freddy, man, can kiss my ass 

Whoo! 

Red solo cup 

I fill you up 

Let's have a party 

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Let's have a party 

I love you, red solo cup 

I lift you up 

Proceed to party 

Proceed to party 

Now, I really love how you're easy to stack 

But I really hate how you're easy to crack 

'Cause when beer runs down in front of my pack 

Well, that, my friends, is quite yucky 

But I have to admit that the ladies get smitten 

Admirin' at how sharply my first name is written 

On you with a Sharpie when I get to hittin' 

On them to help me get lucky 

Red solo cup 

I fill you up 

Let's have a party 

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Let's have a party 

I love you, red solo cup 

I lift you up 

Proceed to party 

Proceed to party 

Now, I've seen you in blue and I've seen you in yellow 

But only you, red, will do for this fellow 

'Cause you are the Abbot to my Costello 

And you are the Fruit to my Loom 

Red solo cup, you're more than just plastic 

You're more than amazing, you're more than fantastic 

And believe me that I am not the least bit sarcastic 

When I look at you and say 

Red solo cup, you're not just a cup 

(No! No! No! God, no!) 

You're my-you're my (Friend?) friend 

(Friend, friend, friend, Life-long) 

Thank you for being my friend 

Red solo cup 

I fill you up 

Let's have a party 

Let's have a party 

I love you, red solo cup 

I lift you up 

Proceed to party 

Proceed to party