Sailboat For Sale Lyrics - 35 Mph Town - Toby Keith

I'm floating in my boat 

Not the one I used to fish in 

But the boat I sit in wishin' 

I was still floating on my fishing boat 

And I'm out here on this river 

Really it's just a creek 

But it's a river when I drink 

So I'm drinking on my river boat 

I could sail to the ocean 

If the wind would come and get me 

But I aint goin nowhere quickly 

I'm just a drunkin sailor 

Waiting on a gale 

With a drink in my hand and a sailboat for sale 

(vocals) 

An old pirate sold me on a 

We traded straigh across 

The boat I thought I wanted 

For the boat I hate I lost 

She'll sing when that wind whistles 

When it doesn't, well she don't 

Just ask that old pirate 

That's floatin on my river boat 

I could sail to the ocean 

If the wind would come and get me 

But I aint goin nowhere quickly 

I'm just a drunkin sailor 

Waiting on a gale 

With a drink in my hand and a sailboat for sale 

Never make a handshake deal while sharing someone bottle 

Never buy a boat son that doesn't have a throttle 

(vocals) 

I could sail to the ocean 

If the wind would come and get me 

But I aint goin nowhere quickly 

I'm just a drunkin sailor 

Waiting on a gale 

With a drink in my hand and a sailboat for sale 

I got a sailboat for sale 

(vocals) 

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