Intro Lyrics - Something/anything? - Todd Rundgren

Before we go any further I'd like to show you all a game I made up 

This game is called sounds of the studio 

And it can be played with any record including this one 

You can play it, uh, with -- you can even play it with your favorite record 

You may be surprised 

Now if you have a pair of headphones you better get 'em out and get 'em cranked up 

'Cause they're really gonna help you on this one 

Now I'm sure you all recognize this 

This is called hiss 

It comes on records that were mastered lousy or mono reprocessed for stereo or any number of things 

This of course is hum 

Ps popping 

This is the sound of bad editing 

And here's what happens when the machine gains control and mangles your tape 

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Now all you have to do is find these sounds on the record 

And whoever finds the most wins, of course 

But don't -- 

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