Party Liquor Lyrics - State - Todd Rundgren

There is this party 

They say I should come by 

I'm not good with strangers 

but I may give it a try 

Sittin in the corner 

and I'm feelin kinda shy 

I see someone but 

I'm afraid to catch their eye 

And in my mind 

We'll have a nice time 

Drinkin' fine wine 

Then somebody yells wake up! 

and smell the moonshine 

And the lights got dimmer 

and began to flicker 

Then they broke out the party liquor 

When the moment came I didn't have to trick her 

She just threw back that party liquor 

This shit gets crazier 

with every passing hour 

I should slow down 

but I don't seem to have the power 

I'm drinkin' everything 

including grape Kool-Aid and grain 

I'm thinkin' thoughts 

that I should never entertain 

And in my brain 

We are so perfect 

Oysters and champagne 

Then somebody yells wake up! 

You must be insane 

And the loudmouth boozin' 

and they begin to bicker 

Over who holds their party liquor 

And we all find out just who can get sicker quicker 

When they break out the party liquor 

While the trash piles higher 

and the floor gets slicker 

'cause they spilled so much party liquor 

and the TV's blaring 'cause they can't find the clicker 

Things get so lost on party liquor 

And the noise grows louder and the plot get's thicker 

As they run out of party liquor 

Then I look right at her and begin to snicker 

Things get so strange on party liquor 

'Cause if I was sober I would never pick her 

You do weird things on party liquor 

And the rude boys line up to get in her knickers 

When she's face down on party liquor 

So everybody sing 

It's party liquor time! 

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