Piss Aaron Lyrics - Todd Rundgren

If it's stupid enough, it's cool 

A1-a2-a3 

We figure, my daddy and me 

Things are still the same, it seems 

As when he lived it in his teens 

As a kid in school 

Aaron was a junior, the class of '32 

His momma called him angel 

But everybody knew he was the 

King king, the gross out king 

They called him Piss Aaron 

They always caught him pissin' in the hall 

Piss Aaron, he never would refuse 

When nature called 

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Dumb Larry from Homeroom 9 

Kept his locker full of weeds 

Just to satisfy his smoking needs 

And his love of fire 

Went to a game and lit 

A stink bomb in the bleachers 

The coach, the cheerleader and the 

The chem teacher, and the dean 

The dean, duh, dean dean was after 

Dumb Larry, they always caught him 

Smokin' in the john 

Dumb Larry, you never would have 

Missed him when he's gone 

Chuck Biscuits, conservative-jive 

The biggest pig in all the school 

He would sit and smack his lips and drool 

As he eyed your lunch 

I left a bag in his desk one night 

Photos 

A raw egg sandwich and 

When Hungry took a bite 

He had to up chuck 

Uh up up-chuck, a-pukin' 

Chuck Biscuits, they always 

Caught him eatin' in the class 

Dumb Larry, they always caught him 

Smokin' in the john 

Piss Aaron, they always 

Caught him pissin' in the hall