Unorganized Crime Lyrics - The Excitement Plan - Todd Snider

I'm the one who killed slick Willie 

I'm here to turn myself in 

I'm the one and I don't feel guilty 

If I could then I would do it again 

There's a friend of my old man 

He came by every couple of months or so 

With a brown paper bag full of bandit cash 

Have a couple of drinks and he would go 

He taught me this old dirty fistfight trick 

But it only worked about half the time 

Black and blue I was born into 

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I'm the one who killed slick Willie 

Never rest in peace 

Everyone around Portland knew 

He was a lowlife to say the least 

Some kind of prize fighter back in his day 

Took his pay and bought the toughest joint in town 

Where my old man chose to throw his whole life away 

Chasing cheap cocaine and crazy women around 

With Willie the wire wearin' 

Stepped on coke sellin' lunch money pimp of his time 

Born into it 

I knew that I could do it 

There'd be too many suspects to solve the crime 

I'm the one who killed slick Willie 

I'm here to put this to rest 

I'm the one and it wasn't easy 

I ain't afraid to confess 

That I kicked his backdoor down 

Let myself in 

Stuck a gun up to the side of his head 

He turned around so fast 

It knocked it out of my hand 

For a second there I thought that I was dead 

But I know this old dirty fistfight trick and 

It works about half the time 

I still can't believe he didn't see it coming 

But he didn't 

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