Farts (tribute To Head Leper) Lyrics - Singles - Tony Vera

[Farts - a tribute to Head Leper] 

I ate cabbage 

I ate cauliflower 

Then I just ripped one 

It was loud and smelled so bad 

Farts... I smell farts everywhere... 

I ate broccoli 

I ate brussels sprouts 

Then I just ripped one 

It was loud and smelled so bad 

I ate bean stew 

I ate bean stew 

I ate bean stew 

I ate bean stew 

I ate cabbage 

I ate cauliflower 

Then I just ripped one 

It was loud and smelled so bad 

Hot, stinging, grossly foul air oozing from my ass! 

I ate broccoli 

I ate brussels sprouts 

Then I just ripped one 

It was loud and smelled so bad 

I just tore the atmosphere. I think I might have just ripped the biggest guff-gasket, and nearly followed through with a sloppy bucket-full! 

I ate cabbage 

I ate cauliflower 

Then I just ripped one 

It was loud and smelled so bad 

You will die by my farts