16 Hoes Lyrics - Too $hort

Oh, I mean 

I choose to call you ladies of leisure 

And I have like 16 *** to my name 

16 ***, Tasha, Tameka 

16 ***, Karoline and Keesha 

16 ***, LaShonda, Shaquita 

16 ***, Jane and Jelesa 

I got 16 ***, Mandy and Mindy 

16 ***, Amy and Cindy 

16 ***, Selena, Martina 

16 ***, Rosa, Christina 

I got 16 ***, time is up 

If they choosin', line 'em up 

I'll sign 'em up, I'll sign 'em up 

I got a lot of *** and can't find enough 

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I got 16 ***, can I get some more? 

I get a lot of love when I hit the door 

If I was 20 years old or 64 

I'm like James Bond, I always get the h*** 

I got 16 *** 

If he paid that *** to suck his *** 

That's his business, you know what's up with this 

I ain't never paid a dime to f*** 

I got 16 ***, 16 flows 

Spit 16 bars, do 16 shows 

I got 16 ***, you can count 'em 

In the last 20 years, I made 16 albums 

16 ***, Tasha, Tameka 

16 ***, Karoline and Keesha 

16 ***, LaShonda, Shaquita 

16 ***, Jane and Jelesa 

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16 ***, Mandy and Mindy 

16 ***, Amy and Cindy 

16 ***, Selena, Martina 

16 ***, Rosa, Christina 

16 *** 

Who got freaks like me? 

You keep one in a *** with feet like me 

Not even Miami got Heat like me 

Only rich muh'*** doin' beats like me 

16 *** and they all obey 

B*** talked back to me, got dumped in the face 

I flunked recess, I don't play 

Do you really understand? Alright, okay 

16 ***, break brenzell with Phenzell 

Catch that ***, then brrrup me on my Nextel 

I could care less if you meant well 

Get ya a*** back on the track and slang that tail 

16 *** and we a cute little family 

My h*** love me and they can't stand me 

Chubby wads of cash, my h*** hand me 

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 plus 8 is 

16 ***, Tasha, Tameka 

16 ***, Karoline and Keesha 

16 ***, LaShonda, Shaquita 

16 ***, Jane and Jelesa 

16 ***, Mandy and Mindy 

16 ***, Amy and Cindy 

16 ***, Selena, Martina 

16 ***, Rosa, Christina 

I take 7 dumb *** and I put 'em in line 

Add 7 more *** that jock *** that rhyme 

Give me 7 more broads that got dough on they mind 

And that's 21 *** broke at the same time 

That ain't 16 ***, you need to add about 5 more 

And don't bring her here if she ain't a real live h*** 

Old school pimpin', don't call this a throwback 

And f*** a couple ***, I need a fo' by fo' pack 

16 ***, now that's a number that fit me 

If they 'bout they business, sheezy you know where to hit me 

Jazze, tell 'em to keep it trill and don't *** 

They finna free Pimp C and he comin' with me, we need 

16 ***, Tasha, Tameka 

16 ***, Karoline and Keesha 

16 ***, LaShonda, Shaquita 

16 ***, Jane and Jelesa 

16 ***, Mandy and Mindy 

16 ***, Amy and Cindy 

16 ***, Selena, Martina 

16 ***, Rosa, Christina 

16 *** 

When I was 16, used to *** hoodrats 

It's not a big thing 

A few years later did some major upgradin' 

See a top-notch, I say, "Hey, what's up, baby?" 

16 ***, can't find your lost ***? 

She's probably with $hort playin' at the golf course 

Another ego, a hole-in-one 

The game ain't borin', my h*** are fun 

I got 16 *** all nicknamed *** 

Make Daddy happy, y'all get that d*** 

Since they're everywhere, you figure I'll stop 

Couldn't be a better player than me, I got 16 ***