Playboy $hort Lyrics - Too $hort

Aight, biiiiitch! Funky motherfucking fresh 

Some of that '93 old school shit, hoe 

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Well I'm Too $hort baby, hear what I say 

I never do work but I always play 

Cause the game is life and I play the game 

So you never talk down on a player's name 

When I grab my mic I'm the one man crew 

Talking bout me, wouldn't think about you 

When you heard Too $hort came to town 

You never would've thought I'd be looking down 

On who? On you cause I'm so big 

Me and my money is all I dig 

I'm from the Dangerous Crew, we ain't no punk 

We take 24 tracks, drop the funk on your ass 

Beating like a dope fiend 

Back seat riding in a limosine 

Telling that freak all about me 

The creater of greater, sucker MC's 

Chilling out in the Oaktown singing a rap 

No MC could rock like that 

Now I say it like bitches say 

No MC could rock my way 

When I rap it's always great 

Wouldn't care if it was like or on a tape 

It's me, $hort, the one and only 

Spitting that rap to all my homies 

You know about you, you know I'm a star 

When I rap too good I might take it too far 

Had the whole damn crowd going wild 

Cause I don't stop rapping, that's my style 

Too $hort baby from East Oakland 

I got more hoes than I can count on my hand 

You got women? Well I got more 

You don't know? Shit, I'm Playboy $hort 

They call me "Playboy $hort" known everywhere 

Had a life long dream to be a player 

Way too cold at a younger age 

It was every day, just make that page 

Still playing the same, still young at the game 

Never talk down on a player's name 

Cause I'm big time, paid all my dues 

I'm rich and famous and way too cool 

People can't fuck with the way I'm rhyming 

They say it's too slow but it bought these diamonds 

Too $hort baby is the name I use 

A '93 Lexus is what I cruise 

Clean from the start, I thought I was it 

I was Cadillac Slick in the dust I kick 

But the Caddy got parked cause I'm riding new 

Eastside bitch, so I'm siding, fool 

Money everywhere, all over the floor 

At the bank I'm known as "Mr. $hort" 

At the house I be chilling, getting some head 

Writing raps all day, even in bed 

And them groupie-ass bitches love this shit 

The funk rap master, made to fit 

Just her, I'm all in them guts 

Homeboy can't fuck so I hooked it up 

But young women like you with your big round butts 

Blind girls driving down the street called "Love" 

Chasing that man, who really can't stand 

Seeing your face so now you ran 

And you don't realize what you'll soon see 

The way making love is supposed to be 

With a player known as Playboy Too 

Rock a mic and a freak and you'll both be through 

Players play women who like to get played 

Bitched like you just trying to get laid 

But I like money, and I get paid 

I do my duty and say "Good day" 

I didn't want to make love, I'm not that fast 

What the hell, she's a freak, she even asked 

So let's go to my room, after the show 

Treat me like a pimp, and pay me hoe 

You can suck my dick and I might sing 

Just love Too $hort, I'm everything 

So cool, my name is "Too" 

Call it how you want but I won't call you 

Ring my phone and you might see 

Ringing my phone just won't get me 

Cause I'm hard to find, and I get mine 

And if I was looking for you, I wouldn't be in line 

I'd be right on time in the right place 

Too $hort baby all in your face 

Talking bout mine and what I want 

Fucking MC's with the Dangerous funk 

I'm on my way, to the top 

So much rapping I'll never stop 

And all that fame, you might claim 

Couldn't stand up by my rap name 

You might be good, I don't care 

I've been rapping like this 13 long years 

I got more respect then you'll ever get 

Cause I don't stop rapping and you know that shit 

Sucker MC's with your record deal 

Most tapes out now couldn't be real 

Cause your tracks ain't shit, dreaming bout hits 

But you'll find out Too $hort don't quit 

When I grab my mic I'm the one man crew 

Talking bout me, wouldn't think about you 

When you heard Too $hort came to town 

You never would've thought I'd be looking down... (fades out) 

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