Long Haired Guys From England Lyrics - Singles - Too Much Joy

All the girls in the music biz 

Have credit cards they subscribe to Ms. 

But they only want to fuck 

Long haired guys from England 

From England 

There's this girl at my record company 

I dig her but she doesn't like me 

I met her boyfriend the other night 

He had a pony tail and he didn't talk right 

He was a long haired guy from England 

Long haired guy from United Kingdom 

He was a long haired guy from England 

Long haired guy from United Kingdom 

All the girls in this here bar 

Will treat you like you're a star 

Don't get excited it's just luck 

They'll ignore you if the guy from The Cult shows up 

'Cause he's a long haired guy from England 

Long haired guy from United Kingdom 

Long haired guy from England 

Long haired guy from United Kingdom 

I'm getting on an aeroplane 

Going someplace where the girls are sane 

I bet in London I could get a date 

'Cause I'm a short haired guy from the United States 

I'm not a long haired guy from England 

Long haired guy from United Kingdom 

Long haired guy from England 

Long haired guy from United Kingdom 

That's the end of this here song 

It's about as short as my hair is long 

So I'm getting on my motorbike 

Going someplace where the girls don't like 

Long haired guys from England 

Long haired guy from United Kingdom 

Long haired guys from England 

Long haired guy from United Kingdom