Do You Wanna Be Like Dougy Bell? Lyrics - Toy Dolls

Ran over by a bus up the high street 

Dougy only feels a tickle in his feet 

the driver shouts Oi! are you alright 

but Dougy's on his way 

Dougy then has a little mishap 

when a geezer comes along and gives him a slap, 

Dougy said it's wise that you apologize 

or else you'll face D D D Dougy 

(Chorus:) 

Beware, beware, beware, beware, 

never never mess with Dougy Bell 

beware beware beware beware 

never never mess with him 

D you, d you, d you, do you wanna be like Dougy 

or d you, d you, d you, d you wanna be like me 

I wanna wanna wanna be like Dougy. 

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Dougy's getting sick of burglaries 

he's changed all the locks 

and he's bought new keys 

he's gonna get the robber no matter what it takes 

he's gonna die 

Dougy sits waiting with a hammer on his bed 

some dirty rougues gonna get a sore head 

fifteen vilains or maybe even more 

ran when they saw D D D Dougy 

(Chorus) 

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Dougy's in the back room playing pool 

he's lost five quid but he keeps his cool 

Dougy is a winner he'll not be beat 

so the game goes on. 

Half an hour later when the poolroom's in a wreck 

the opposition tries to stick something down his neck, 

He began the cry cause he was gonna die 

Cause he fooled with D D D Dougy 

(Chorus)