Pc Stoker Lyrics - Toy Dolls

Stoker is a boy in blue 

and he must be the worst 

He's a copper! 

Stoker someday he'll get you 

but you won't be the first 

he's a copper 

he's a police constable 

that makes us feel uncomfortable 

he's a copper 

no more football in the street 

or neckin with your girlfriend 

Stoker's on the beat again... 

He's a Bobby he's a joker 

he's a Bobby we want dead 

he's a Bobby, P.C. Stoker why 

can't we have a decent copper 

proper copper instead? 

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Stoker loves to see a fight 

he really goes to town 

he's a copper 

Stoker's smiling with delight 

he's took somebody down 

he's a copper 

he'll prove you guilty in the court 

you'll wish that you had never fought 

a copper 

don't cry or shout or scream or yell 

there's nothing you can do 

when Stoker's in the cell with youThe United Team supporters 

have invaded the pitch 

that's P.C. Stoker's quaters so 

he finds his talky switch 

I need some help down here boys 

there's punks and skinheads too 

and we all hate P.C. Stoker & 

we hate the boys in blue. 

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Stoker's rather fed up coz 

there's no one else to nick 

he's a copper 

someone soon will kick his head in 

just you wait n'see 

it needs somebody tough 

coz we've all had enough 

yes it needs somebody tough 

but I think it won't be me