Leningrad Mail Order Bride Lyrics - Singles - Trans Atlantic Crush

Ebenezer Johnson he waits for his ride 

To pick up his Leningrad mail order bride 

He ordered her on Tuesday from the Sunday classifieds 

He's betting it all on wife number 5 

Ebenzer Johnson is changing his life 

Said she was lovely, said she wise 

Said she beautiful with Leningrad eyes 

Thinks she'll be perfect for a man of 95 

Ebenezer Johnson is changing his life 

Hey girl with lipstick eyes 

You'll take me higher than I've ever been