Hayfever Lyrics - In The Music - Trash Can Sinatras

Hello, I'm Harry. I've had women I've had germs 

They're eerie, wild and wailing and seductive in small doses 

Only one way, only one way 

Why can't we take a couple of tablets? 

Hello, I'm Harry. Did you receive the letter sent? 

The cheque enclosed the ngatives? 

Well here's some headlines current and sensible - 

Moscow's in Ayrshire, what's the problem? 

Should I throw my tammy in the ring 

And run for President 

Ooh, it's farmed out, ooh it's penned in 

Ooh, I'm left in no doubt. I'm Harry, Hello 

Hey I'm Harry, Hello 

You want me, you want me, do I? 

Arsenic be judge, gin be jury 

The chocolate's watching, the cuckoos are clocking me 

They leave me alone in my sulk 

Stalking a beautiful girl in a rural spot 

I gets larger as she gets nearer 

There's only one way, only one way 

The rest is just chemistry