Demonstrate Lyrics - Ub40

Well Jerry at de mike come fe Demonstrate 

Yes, Jerry at de mike me come fe Demonstrate 

Me come fe show de crowd a people dat great is great 

Right ya now Mr Jerry at go set tings straight 

No MC test Jerry in a ate! 

So listen dem ya styles I man originate 

First of all me wan you know me na exaggerate 

All pirate in de dance me would a evacuate 

Is a whole leap a space I man accommodate 

An a whole leap a gal I accumulate 

Round de mile Jerry don't need no associate 

Me chat by meself me no combinate 

Me study very hard because me want graduate 

Up de MC ladder I man Essulate 

To be a boss MC I'm a chief candidate 

True me fascinate nor irritate and me originate 

Round de classic Micro-centre dat is where me locate 

Me no select no tune an Jerry don't operate 

Fe see me lift speaker - box you must fortunate 

Cause asdedance down me gone home me gone go hibernate 

Going home de other night me can't remember de date 

De early hours of de morning before people a wake 

Bopsing down de road it was me worst mistake 

Police come draw down pon me an a investigate 

Him say "Hey son where you coming from don't you know that it's late 

I've heard about you niggers and the trouble you create" 

I said "I'm coming from a party and me going home straight 

Me just stop a de shop to buy some cigarette an chocolate" 

When me explain de situation him stop interrogate 

Turn around jump in a I'm panda car an say "See you mate" 

Is a good ting me never cheeky or be obstinate 

Or me could a end up visiting de damn magistrate 

De house way me live in you know it must decorate 

An de girl way me love ave to affectionate 

Nem ya Linda lyrics you must penetrate 

So listen every word I man and quotate 

True me talking very clear you no need fe translate 

Cause when me riding pon de riddim me no mek no mistake 

Gast contagious disease I man vaccinate 

An true me no wan catch a dose me no fornicate 

De lyrics way me chat dem must variate 

Some time me chat it slow sometime me accelerate 

Dem ya kinds style you must appreciate 

'nough gal come to me a congratulate 

Dem say "Jerry your so good looking can I have you portrait" 

I say "Yes of course my darling but you know you have to wait" 

Well dais a something I man have to state 

A trollop is a woman with a whole heap a weight 

Don't tell her to her face cause she will aggravate 

And if she sit down pon you you will suffocate 

At de mile is 'nough excitement I Jerry create 

And you know that its not hard for me to exterminate 

Any boy way come a dance an a duplicate 

A style him get off a Saxon or a old yard tape 

I say de lyrics way me chat dem must variate 

An 'nough people dem a say don't me impertinent 

Any gal way me like we must be intimate 

But me only make love when me in private