Whiplash Liquor Lyrics - As Ugly As They Wanna Be - Ugly Kid Joe

Suburban white alcoholic trash 

We ain't glam and we ain't trash 

We're victims of a society 

That fucks with me about sobriety 

They say don't drink this and don't drink that 

'cause it does a little more than just make you fat 

It's a serious disease that you learn about in school 

And if your dad's an alcoholic you'll be one too 

Mom and dad don't have a clue 

The one-fifty-one is now eighty proof 

And all the times I borrowed the car 

Not as a ride but as a shitface bar 

Fuck yeah! I got the venom in my veins 

God damn! This shit is drivin' me insane 

Boo ya! I ain't ever gonna be the same 

Whiplash liquor, sure is quicker 

Makes you sicker, it's the best! 

Weekend comes and my parents are gone 

It's time to party once I mow the lawn 

Havin' fun ain't that a fact 

It's rock 'n' roll in the cul-de-sac! 

Invite everyone and your neighbors too 

It's gonna be a whacked out rock 'n' roll zoo 

But don't be blabbin' it around my mother 

But invite everyone and your skate rat brother 

Fuck yeah! I got the venom in my veins 

God damn! This shit is drivin' me insane 

Boo ya! I ain't ever gonna be the same 

Whiplash liquor, sure is quicker 

Makes you sicker, it's the best!