Life Is A Drag Lyrics - Utopia

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The evolutionary erection 

Of primitive man 

But before we explore the question of his sense of style 

We must point out his predilection 

To cover his glands 

Brothers, we've been led to believe 

That between adam and eve 

There was nothing to hide 

Were it not for eve's primal haste 

Or a leaf strategically placed 

Who knows what she'd decide 

Eve and some guy named clyde 

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That's why life is a drag 

Life is just a pose in a rag 

You can play the part of 

Pusher or pastor 

Of harlot or hag 

Life is just a dressing game 

Life is a drag 

The argument can be rendered 

All bodies are forcibly gendered 

By how they are wrapped 

And though popular opinion holds this 

Makes us civilized 

So much deference is attended 

By what's in one's lap 

Photos 

History proves that 

Who wears the pants is as much a mere circumstance 

As a matter of time 

Ultimately, why should we care 

Where one buys one's lace underwear 

If one is so inclined 

Show me yours, I'll show mine 

That's why life is a drag 

Fashion is a long running gag 

We can deck you out in sequins or spandex 

A mohawk or shag 

Who remembers unisex? 

Life is a drag 

It's a drag 

What a drag 

You can be a stag in a bag 

They won't know until you're stiff 

On a slab and they look at the tag 

What you see is what you get 

Life is a drag 

Let's just say 

We hereby conspire 

That a change of attire 

Is all part of the plan 

Something that was so long suppressed 

Starts to show when you wear a dress 

And if clothes make the man 

They can unmake the man 

That's why life is a drag 

Life is just a pose in a rag 

You can play the part of 

Pusher or pastor 

Of harlot or hag 

Life is just a dressing game 

Life is a drag 

It's a drag 

What a drag 

Fashion is a long running gag 

Aren't you glad they found a way to look hip 

When your butt starts to sag 

Praise the lord, designer jeans 

What you see is what you get 

Who remembers unisex 

And who are you calling fag 

Life is a drag