Spanked Lyrics - For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge - Van Halen

Uh! 

Hey! 

I'm all feet up, watchin' TV 

Someplace to feast my eyes, oh 

Well, I've always tripped on commercials, yeah yeah 

This one blew my mind, oh, uh, hey! 

(Ooh) Tell me, who ya gonna call when you need that affection? 

(Ooh) Ya got to have it quick (Got to have it quick) 

(Ooh) Well just a-hang your love line in her direction. Whoa 

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Yeah! All you bad, bad boys. Call her up on the spank line. Uh 

Whoa! Oh! 

Three dollars, first minute (gosh, man!) After that, cost ya four 

And she be up for negotiations, mmm hmmm 

If you call back for more, oh oh oh ah! 

(Ooh) Now who ya gonna call when you need that special 

(Special) Little somethin'? Mmm 

(Ooh) You can say what you like. It's all confidential. Whoa! 

All you bad, bad boys. Call her up on the spank line. Huh! 

All you bad, bad boys. Call her up on the spank line. Whoa! 

(Guitar Solo) 

Hey! 

All you bad, bad boys 

Make a mind blow! 

All you bad, bad boys 

Dial 1-900-SPANKED! 

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