Plum Lyrics - What Were You Hoping For - Van Hunt

It talks to me when you're not looking 

It says, "hello." And I say 

"Hi, cutie." 

You turn to leave 

You're feelin' moody 

But, she shakes when she waves bye to me 

I beg you to come back by tuesday 

You say, "ok...if you buy me a ruby." 

As you stare at your new jewelry 

I stand behind you and I say, "Hi, booty." 

Lord, why'd you give that girl a Gorilla bump 

And make it the shape of a plum 

Don't tell me how to hold my nuclear bomb 

'Til you've resisted the urge to love one 

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Plum Tree Vocal: 

What have you done to her 

She was once a lady 

Now she's unmanageable 

I took her for a walk down gettysburg 

Once engineered for love, now she's a rebel 

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Lord, why'd you give that girl an aquarium 

Now she's easy to see - hard to touch 

I can only look through my camera 

Like a tourist, I'm star struck 

I reach for you every day 

Walk with you as you sway to the shower 

I'm addicted to you 

you're too pretty to abuse your pretty powers 

'Woods & Lollipops' 

The fortunate woodsman steadied his scope 

Just as she emerged from the hot shower 

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He thought of a wet lollipop 

The sun had to squeeze around her - her silhouette was cropped 

Her body - whether in clothes or naked - looks like a sculpture ready for war 

Does this point to some instability? That he wants to give character to every part of her?